proposed changes to jeopardy:

  • each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
  • final round music plays whole time
  • alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
  • contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k

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My OTP makes me go from “Oh my God, they are so cute" to "SLAM THAT BITCH AGAINST A WALL AND FUCK HIM UNTIL HE BEGS FOR MERCY


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Shinji, Naegi, and Armin form a screamo band

EDIT: you can now download this masterpiece [Download Link]

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My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

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if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

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So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

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getting all the words right in a fast song


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