There's nothing more elusive than an obvious fact
  • Books: Oh lets give you a nice pretty story
  • Books: Fuck they're getting attached to the story lets fuck it up a little
  • Books: Oh you like that character? Lets kill them off
  • Books: HAHA PSYCH
  • Books: Lol nvrm their dead
  • Books: Oh that didn't make you hurt enough? Lets twist your heart a little more and make a character confess their undying love for the character that died
  • Books: Hmph this is boring lets throw a complete plot twist in
  • Books: Cliff hanger
  • Books: Lol the next book doesn't come out until next year BITCH

graceebooks:

we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait

(via courtney-crawford)

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via vivelagrantaire)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via smokeabatch)

The problems of writing

agent257:

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

  • Having a Beginning
  • Having an Ending
  • But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
  • HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
  • WHAT IS A PLOT
  • WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
  • WHAT IS WRITING

And most importantly:

  • HOW DO I TITLE

(via benedictatorship)