ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

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*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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  • tywin: what did all of these kings lack
  • tommen: kittens
  • tommen: a good king needs kittens
  • tywin: no that's not --
  • tommen: bring me a kitten
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what makes a good king? KITTENS

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